Rude Fruit

I bought these splendid looking fruit from a local supermarket: £2 for five beauties.

They are called hairy lychees and they are fantastic

Not only do they taste great, they have such comedic value. With a little imagination they can be turned into a punk wig for a boiled egg

Or my favourite, which needs no comment. It very childish of course but you should expect that from me. More surprising was the fact that it was wifey who took the pictures. I particuarly like the purpley swollen, veiny look of those hairy lychees.

When you are in Asda next time, have a goob in the fruit section and I dare you not to giggle. Comedy gold